S01E170: Pick Your Knife Up At The Door
Brick by Brick
Toddler Like Accent
Had To Keep It Clean
Phil “Phildo” Owen of the Skatenigs Joins Us! ⛧ Forming the Band and Opening for Ministry in the Early Days ⛧ Touring with GWAR and Comparing Fake Dicks ⛧ Selling Pocket Knives as Merch ⛧ Satan’s Cheerleaders ⛧ Visiting the Mall of America ⛧ Spooky Mazes ⛧ Lavish Tells A Fake Dick Story ⛧ Napa Sucks
Why Write Songs If You Don’t Have T-Shirts?
Tonight’s Tarot: Four of Wands Linestrider
Freaks of Hazard:
CBrooklyn sent in a donation for $6!
This morning brought FoxFur coming in with $5!!
Wowie Zowie, Makeheroism sent over a threadless bundle equaling $43.01!! He also sent in a new piece for B4TS!
He also made up a new banner for a service we’re providing!! You supply a link or mp3’s to your music, and we’ll throw an rss feed together for it!! BYOLW (Bring your own lightning wallet). We’re up to 20/21 albums now!
Check out these three albums from Midnight Mike of OBDM that we go uploaded!
Then we had two additional folks reach out! C00p via NAS and Jahray both jumped on this offer and here’s there albums!!
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LISTEN TO PHILDO SPEAK BRAILE
MAKIN LIFE LIVABLE
Coincidence? I think not.
🌙 Skatenigs (Wikipedia)
Skatenigs was begun by Owen in Los Angeles in 1989, though it’s been Austin-based since the early ’90s. Running until 1995, with a brief reunion for a handful of shows in 2011, Skatenigs were reactivated in 2016 for their self-released Adult Entertainment For Kids, with all current members augmented by Big Boys/Poison 13/Junkyard legend Chris Gates. What Could Go Wrong? basically comprises what Skatenigs did during COVID-19 lockdown.
Here’s the two albums that we uploaded for Phil to the Podcast Index and they’re boostable!!!
HIS NAME WAS DR. PAYNE
I’D GIVE THE MAZE A C+
SHE’S DEAD, WRAPPED IN LAYERS LIKE AN ONION
“According to local legend, “Onionhead” is the cruel nickname forced upon a young man from Slidell, Louisiana, who was brutally murdered by a vigilante mob after being wrongly accused for the murder of a young woman. Consumed by rage, the assailants hacked his body into 13 pieces and scattered them in a nearby cemetery.
Swearing vengeance, his mother put a hex on the townspeople who took her son. In the months following, those responsible for Onionhead’s murder were each victims of gruesome deaths.
Locals still report sightings of a monstrosity, hideously stitched together, stalking the cemetery… and out for revenge.”
- “The intricate detail and one-of-a-kind offerings, such as specialty bars with themed cocktails and food, will create a haunt experience like no other,” the team promises. Much like Universal’s HHN, they’re also promising “terrifyingly evocative sets” as well as “media-based scare moments, theatrical lighting, special effects, and an original soundtrack.”
- Feels more like an Oak Island job if you ask me…
- Not bad overall! A secret bar half way thru was a nice spot to two chug slam and IPA before finishing the maze off.