S01E170: Pick Your Knife Up At The Door

Brick by Brick
Toddler Like Accent
Grake Tragedy
Had To Keep It Clean

Phil “Phildo” Owen of the Skatenigs Joins Us! ⛧ Forming the Band and Opening for Ministry in the Early Days ⛧ Touring with GWAR and Comparing Fake Dicks ⛧ Selling Pocket Knives as Merch ⛧ Satan’s Cheerleaders ⛧ Visiting the Mall of America ⛧ Spooky Mazes ⛧ Lavish Tells A Fake Dick Story ⛧ Napa Sucks

Why Write Songs If You Don’t Have T-Shirts?

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ZOSO’S CORNER (Show Notes)

Tonight’s Tarot: Four of Wands Linestrider

Freaks of Hazard:

CBrooklyn sent in a donation for $6!

This morning brought FoxFur coming in with $5!!

Wowie Zowie, Makeheroism sent over a threadless bundle equaling $43.01!! He also sent in a new piece for B4TS!

He also made up a new banner for a service we’re providing!! You supply a link or mp3’s to your music, and we’ll throw an rss feed together for it!! BYOLW (Bring your own lightning wallet). We’re up to 20/21 albums now!

Check out these three albums from Midnight Mike of OBDM that we go uploaded!

Broken Arms Race – 1point3

Midwestern Apathy – 1point3

Coke Dick, Titties & Sarcasm – Fucktown Power Boys & No No

Voyage Quest – Battle Axe

Then we had two additional folks reach out! C00p via NAS and Jahray both jumped on this offer and here’s there albums!!

On My Way – The Cooper Friendly Feel Good Group

Lionhead – Dane Ray Colemon

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🌙 About The Skatenigs

🌙 Skatenigs (Wikipedia)

⭐ Beavis and But-head S03E19 Ball Breakers

Skatenigs was begun by Owen in Los Angeles in 1989, though it’s been Austin-based since the early ’90s. Running until 1995, with a brief reunion for a handful of shows in 2011, Skatenigs were reactivated in 2016 for their self-released Adult Entertainment For Kids, with all current members augmented by Big Boys/Poison 13/Junkyard legend Chris Gates. What Could Go Wrong? basically comprises what Skatenigs did during COVID-19 lockdown.

🌙 What Could Go Wrong Press Release

🌙 ReView: Skatenigs – What Could Go Wrong?

Here’s the two albums that we uploaded for Phil to the Podcast Index and they’re boostable!!!

What Could Go Wrong? – Skatenigs

Good Clean Fun…My Ass – Choreboy

🌙 In It for the Money Choreboy’s Punk Premise

⭐ Beefcake New Skatenigs

HIS NAME WAS DR. PAYNE

🌙 Skatenigs Switchblade

🌙 “Talking About Lorri Jackson”

I’D GIVE THE MAZE A C+

SHE’S DEAD, WRAPPED IN LAYERS LIKE AN ONION

“According to local legend, “Onionhead” is the cruel nickname forced upon a young man from Slidell, Louisiana, who was brutally murdered by a vigilante mob after being wrongly accused for the murder of a young woman. Consumed by rage, the assailants hacked his body into 13 pieces and scattered them in a nearby cemetery.

Swearing vengeance, his mother put a hex on the townspeople who took her son. In the months following, those responsible for Onionhead’s murder were each victims of gruesome deaths.

Locals still report sightings of a monstrosity, hideously stitched together, stalking the cemetery… and out for revenge.”

🌙 Mall of America Opening a Massive 45,000 Square Foot Haunted Attraction This Halloween Season!

“The intricate detail and one-of-a-kind offerings, such as specialty bars with themed cocktails and food, will create a haunt experience like no other,” the team promises. Much like Universal’s HHN, they’re also promising “terrifyingly evocative sets” as well as “media-based scare moments, theatrical lighting, special effects, and an original soundtrack.”
Feels more like an Oak Island job if you ask me…
Not bad overall! A secret bar half way thru was a nice spot to two chug slam and IPA before finishing the maze off.