S01E109: ‘Sblood Shall Be The Yolk Of The Law

Captain’s Sex LogPoints to PolarisGot The Morbs?Be A Part of the Slaughter From One Center Stone to another, peek Polaris through the rock. Whelp! Cursing will take you from a Building of Books to Satan’s Arena, Cacafuego. This… Read More

S01E108: Intermission Rewind!

Join Lavish as he guides you thru a retrospective journey for the evening thru highlights from the Behind The Sch3m3s Intermissions. Fix yourself a drink, find a comfy spot to kick back in the Green Room, and take… Read More

S01E107: Less Galivanting, More Gardening

It’s A Forever Thing The Spook Conference It’s A Learned Thing The Copper King Of Russia Midnight Mike from Our Big Dumb Mouth joins this edition of BTS. From the Game of Coops, playing in bands, to women’s… Read More

S01E106: Stand Up For The Sick Shit

The Path Must Be Violence Put The Claw In The Palm Of My Hand Damn, Somebody Turn On The Lights! Waiting For The Good Part Tonight…you will witness an end to Behind The Sch3m3s! TECHNO DESTRUCTO, SCUMDOG OF… Read More

S01E105: Parachemistry and the Bye Bye Baby

Calling U Last Tuesday Please, No I Basil Valentine The Apollo For this evening, you are cordially invited to join the Mothman as we drink fine wine and study the lead! With the gold transformation, you’ll see a… Read More

S01E104: Missionary Where Eye Contact Is Prominent

Bless Your Spine Love For Hire This? Impassable Desire For Desire Whoop Whoop, get behind these sch3m3s, and join our church! Not a cult! That House of Prayer tho, totally a cult. Praise be the Jezebel Spirit! You… Read More

S01E103: They Woke Up And Chose Violence

More Interesting Than Getting Laid Thiccchain Murder Murder Murder Ding Dong and Shanghai It’s a real live wet one with goat blood flying everywhere tonight! You haven’t even seen me at my full anointed self-righteousness! LMOA! There’s a… Read More

S01E102: The Elvis of Bondage

Goat Local 88 Pharma Party Overstand It? Gloryville The “If They Tried To Black Bag Me” Special, all because of my First Porn Boost. You’re glowing, she’s glowing, we all glow down here. Speaking of down, everything’s down!… Read More

S01E101: Alt-Fright

All Scissors The Law of Identity RSSS Potsickle Dave Jones from Podcasting 2.0 joins the Green Room! It’s a conversation that touches it all, from the Evil Index to Federated Networks! Wanna know who shreds? Tune in to… Read More

S01E100: BLAMO! ZAP! Am I The Problem?

Bring Your Own Hose! Hail the Sun! Build-A-Borg! For our 100th episode, we make sure everyone has Goats for the Road. Gematria Boosts, Tarp-less Sacrifices, none of it approved by GOSHA. Despite the rain of Blood Soakers, Boo-Bury… Read More