The record will be straight.
Why not set the record straight down?
I mean, what is it about the record that's not straight?
Stay tuned.
Just for one contains mature subject matter.
Including maladjusted youth,
the message is to kill believes,
and the excitement of the price is right.
It may be deemed inappropriate for all younger viewers.
You are the discussion that lies.
I would like, if I may,
to make you a straight gunner.
This show is behind these shemish-shemish-gees,
a pitiful choice.
Why the Quran is gonna be the fastest?
I started not trash can.
Yeah, it's nasty skin.
You maniacs!
What is a man?
You blew it up!
Damn you!
A miserable little pile of secrets!
Damn you, all cow-hound!
What is BTS?
We are the best of all.
We will be.
We have a real chance at this.
Our faces is wearing thin.
We're all your 3D glasses now.
Wow!
The world is better than us.
Thank you for its TV code in the dark, Rusty!
You are the best, you are the best.
It's party time!
Welcome to the Wains Underworld,
though, Father Blossom.
I'm your ex-comment host, Duane.
And with me, as always,
I'm my only slightly decaying co-host, Gar.
With Do!
How do you turn to Gar, party Curially?
Okay, alright.
Give himself plumbing supplies.
Like no one uses a toilet, right?
Mr. Ryan Naval.
So, mutations over how do you failure?
Okay, now, Mr. Naval, before we get started,
would you mind telling me what you see on this card?
I worship Satan.
That's Cruemez.
Oh, God!
You're right.
I understand.
You hear searching for your lovely wife, Helen.
Who I truly believe you will find,
because good always conquers over evil.
Not!
No!
Oh, God!
Okay.
Now, therefore, in order to assist you in your efforts,
we have located a photograph of your wife
to show our viewers.
Whoa!
It was a big concern.
She was a mixing, Mr. Dave.
He tells a big, tenfold, Lady Naval.
We salute you.
We!
Uncle, whoa, your daughter's pump-plum is there
delectable to you.
Oh, wait, she's...
You creeps!
Uh-oh.
Extreme close-up on Mr. Naval.
Oh!
Excellent!
One more time!
Man, I'm getting dizzy.
I could hurl.
No, no, chew it back, man.
Shoot back.
Now, the Red Hawk poker in the eye can.
Oh, no!
Bugus!
Eternally, in search of Helen, this is episode 160
of Behind the Scames for July 10, 2023.
And funny enough, I too worship Satan.
This is Booberry, Mothman, or the Minneapolis.
And all the way from the Breff Coast where...
Swing.
My name's lavish.
Swing, swing, swing, swing.
Swing, swing, swing.
You know, I think we should bring that back.
I think it's been long enough.
There could be a real resurgence of walking up to people
and just going, swing.
I mean, I say it to myself.
I'm not going to lie.
Sometimes, you know, if a real...
A real winter walks in the room, I kind of just say it
under my breath to myself.
Swing.
That's when I think about me, I swing myself.
I'm...
Hollywood swinging.
Wow.
Wow, I'm like the most swing in this person that I know,
like, literally.
All right, now we're really swinging.
Next time I do my...
my Frank at the karaoke bar.
Swing party.
Ah, yes.
Swing party.
Swingers only.
So, are you and your wife, swingers?
I see you have a giant bowl of keys sitting by your door.
If I may say so.
Swing.
Swing, swing, swing, swing.
Swing, swing, swing.
I have the papers here in my hands.
I sound insane right now.
That's actual live audio of Carolyn Blaney right now.
She's rafting on the rapids.
Rapid rafting.
She is beating those rapids into submission.
She's making those rapids for bitch out there on the great river.
The Canadian rivers.
From what I can imagine.
I shout out to Hogg Story.
They are alive before us every single Monday hosted by John Fletcher and Carolyn Blaney.
And yeah, see Blains.
Out there living life.
You can find them over at hogstory.net.
.net.
.net.com.
.com.
Actually, busted out some shore for them over this past week.
I know that was kind of you.
Yeah, here I'll link to it in the hashtag green room over at I.R.C.
.net.
You're one of those artsy types.
Yeah, I got to foreign the bowl over the past week.
Oh, yeah, look at this.
It's a it's a gift of a hog flying through the clouds and says, boost my bitch up.
Excellent.
It was fun.
There was a lot of layers to it.
Yeah, it's quite delightful.
I must say I like the border, the contrasting border.
Wow, great.
Yeah, I hope I hope they stick it in the live tag.
That would be cool to see.
I got some grumpy old bins in there.
MMO.
All the grumpy old bins nice.
Yeah.
So the others are listed at the top of our show notes, which you can find over at Zozo's Corner.
So it's corner dot sub stack dot net.
Yeah, I got five of them linked up in there.
So keep your eye out for them.
Let me know if you see them in apps at some point.
That'd be pretty cool.
Over the goddamn place.
Earth coming straight to the dumb.
Why saw a drop Scott started to put gifts inside of the podcast in 2.0 chapters.
Mm hmm.
Show.
It's only a matter of time.
You've started something you can't control, man.
He's like, yeah, I know.
That's the point.
I don't think you really know me all that well.
There you go.
You know, I'm the kind of guy just when you think you know them a little bit.
You find out you don't know a damn thing about him.
I'm a risk taker.
Risk taker.
I'm pretty sure at least risk taker.
Okay.
I'm not just any dresses.
I'm talking nice shit.
I go to anthropology.
Okay.
I wear the good shit.
I'm a man who wears dresses.
Yeah.
If I can't buy the dresses, I'll grab them from the baggage claim.
Oh.
Working in government's the best.
I can literally get away with everything now.
It doesn't matter.
They can put me on the news.
It doesn't matter.
I can't do anything to me.
Yes.
Well, you know, sometimes it pays to be the boss question mark.
They say that crime doesn't pay, but crime does gay.
Whoa.
Can you censor me?
Sorry about that.
Wait.
No.
I needed that.
No.
I need that.
No.
I need that.
No.
I needed that.
It's automated, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm going on a fucking trip.
No.
I guess you'll have to volunteer 120 hours to build that back up.
Oh, man.
It's nothing but cavity searches at the airport now for me.
That's, that's great everywhere.
That was the wet one.
You like lovely pops, boy?
Yeah.
I heard you like suckers.
Oh, that credit score.
That's pretty low.
Oh.
That we did a little to boost that score.
That's a nice boy like you want to do to up that score.
Oh, you looking to score?
Because it's funny.
I'm looking to score too.
Oh.
So.
No.
Oh, reddit score for no.
Oh, man.
What are we doing?
Well, it's great.
Before we jump into the tarot card for tonight, I will say we got some weird, fun stuff planned
for tonight.
I'm very excited.
Definitely flying by the seat of our pants.
If you are listening to this show in the Kerio Gaster app on a website or web browser,
I should say.
Excuse me.
You're going to see all sorts of new chapters scrolling on by live.
So be sure to at least swing over there and check it out at some point.
It's very cool.
Very, very crumbling.
Yeah, swing over there.
Swing on down.
Swing over.
But in that regard, let's get into some tarot action.
Yes, indeed.
We draw a tarot card every single show and tonight you have drawn the card.
What deck did you draw it from?
I have drawn this card from the line strider tech and we have classic.
We have definitely encountered this card before.
This is the reverse nine of wands.
You reverse nine of wands.
The nine of wands is a very cool looking card.
It's like.
It's the last stand card.
The sticks are usually the ones usually rated like a wall.
You're kind of just set in your final fortification behind these this rag tech bunch of sticks.
And I would say almost the final final fortification because this particular character, it's a fox
standing there.
He's got this bandage around his head.
So he's already he's already experienced combat to some degree.
So this knife is stained.
What I see is dagger.
A scene action.
Yes.
It is it is tasted blood and it wants more.
It wants to hide by some sticks.
So that's enough for today.
Thank you.
Here's the blade right now.
Give it to me.
I want my bad.
Only the blade is sticking out between those little little sticks.
The fox is harmed but still putting up one value and stand with a sort of fort necessity.
It's really crappy for it, but it'll have to do.
Then this is reading some some from the book that came with the deck.
The nine of wands is a card that shows a man who was injured but still upright.
He is standing in front of nine wands in an indication that he has accumulated some wealth
experience or status that he now must defend.
This is often a message that encourages you to keep side of your interest.
Are you ready to stick up for yourself or defend your position or assets draw on your
experiences and hard earned lessons?
I don't see but this is the upright meaning correct?
It's the kind of the general it breaks it into the upright more in this next paragraph.
We got the Revoiced.
Are you hesitant to make a commitment?
Are you feeling reluctant or defensive about something?
You may be struggling with some feeling of paranoia.
You may feel that people are out to get you or that you are not light or appreciated.
This card reverse indicates that your fears are not based on reality.
Stand up for yourself and your accomplishments but don't create demons from shadows.
I love that reverse meaning for that because as we say, your last defense, you're standing
your ground, you're exhausted but still fighting.
Then the reverse being that you're actually creating your own prison.
These sticks around you of your own making that you are your own enemy and that you are
antagonizing others in the process.
Nice.
From my Starman Tarot has a little blurb on the reverse night of once.
It says, being trapped in the prison of negative thoughts, a real sense of limitation and defeat,
attracting conflict, making enemies, feeling offended or being under attack.
I like it.
Well, everybody keep your chin up and your fist up and your pecker up.
Yep.
Catch a breath, but you can because we're about to get another wave.
It's like a zombie called duty.
How many waves are there?
Well, should we tell them?
No.
I had to hear a dripping over there.
If you want to check out that tarot card, it's posted up at the top of the show notes,
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We got producer credits, all sorts of fun stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Check out the show notes.
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It's really a massive visual element to the show.
If you just listen to this show, you're missing like half the show really.
This is very true.
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We are on that train.
Yeah, this is if you get a podcasting 2.0 compliant app, you don't have to use Patreon or
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And it will trigger sound effects.
It will trigger things in the chat.
Pretty interactive thing, man.
So come on in and check it out.
You can find the links to all these things.
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Excuse me.
Kind of tough to get that one out.
Just like the screen that you may have inside of you, deep down and you gull it.
Deep, deep down.
But we also had a text message deep, deep down.
And a text or center of a picture of some mighty cracker, firecrackers.
Ooh, warning explosive.
And text are asked, shouldn't these be white and hard are dot, dot, dot.
I don't know if you've seen all of the recent white supremac shootings, color, texture,
but it seems like most of the mighty crackers these days are brown.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Machine, you're not supposed to do that.
Truth to nature.
The FBI guy was like, all right, fine.
Here you go.
You can't possibly fact check this fast enough.
So we'll let this one slide.
Sir, we did a fact check and we found out it's true, sir.
Oh, fuck what?
Oh, boy, I'm work.
That's a fun fucking fact.
You win no prizes.
You win nothing.
And you will be happy.
And you will be so undenided, be happy like this color.
It's a wonderful mountain day in the neighborhood.
Love, love, love.
Love you, be on.
Hello, Mr. Lavash, Lovis.
And either.
Uber and mouth man of the triple digit thunder thighs.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Spring.
Weaver.
Nothing, nothing.
I guess like little things, right around Waffenau recently in the Dubai area.
And you just got anywhere but just the people that like in and out traffic without using
turns signals just kind of swarming in now.
Like do you know, just don't want to do that thing.
Oh, well, I'm going to make my neighbor do this.
You're a jack of not using your turn signal.
Isn't it great?
You should have used that trade jack.
Come on.
Anyway, yeah.
Oh, no.
But I know just like one of those like explore those areas except the area and whatnot, you
know, my best familiar.
And we're talking about like just different times we've gone there and we're like, oh, we
stayed for a week and here, we stayed for a week and here, we stayed for a day here.
And we ended up going down by pure 39 and she never meant to get her daily service
over to that.
And I don't want to show them that.
But yeah, anyway, it's just like one of those like explore those areas.
Like I just thought of school that like now the time you just spend a wonderful area and
can see stuff.
I know Ros and I everybody has that and that sort of thing.
But though, you know, people, people will bash on like go go go go to another country
or go do this or that which I'm cool and all but just like look at look at what's around
you and how you can fully.
And I think that's the area if you will.
But yeah.
So I'm like we're already talking about like I would get to do another day here and go do
the use the thing of that thing or do another day and I'll kind of deal.
So sometimes I guess a frustrating part.
So a little bit of screen just kind of like wanted to have more money to be able to go
do that quick thing like kick it out and I'll vote right.
You know, but that's like $100 or something just for whatever.
You know, sometimes it's a little bit like.
Like to have that extra cash.
I mean, kind of like goals and whatnot.
So a little bit of a more income but anyway, love the gas.
That's dangerous.
And you know, whether or not it's triple digits between those thighs or it's just body
temperature.
Go ahead and give it good old.
Oh, man, keep it hot.
Cacolor.
Yeah.
Thank you so much for calling us always Cacolor.
And by the way, you go into the Bay Area.
You should have a bullish.
I'm in town.
This is true.
It's a fact FBI just confirmed.
That's right.
I'm doxing myself a little bit, but you know, that's the name of the game.
And this guy was talking about Christopher.
I was talking about going to pure 39.
Are you familiar with pure 39, Boobay?
I'm not.
Pure 39 is like the total touristy part of San Francisco.
It's the it's the pier area where you've got the big Gerardelli square, which you mentioned,
which is the chocolate factory.
And you've got all of the restaurants, little boutiques and stuff.
You get the little trolley car going through there.
You get the sea lions that are right off the water, they're barking at you.
And they even have something called the dolphin club.
Oh, you know what I'm going to do with, well, you know what I'm going to do with that dolphin club?
What are you going to do with that dolphin club?
Milk it.
One by one by one.
That's right.
Dolphin Club is one of the most psycho and prestigious sorts of organizations around here.
These are people that get up and go swimming in the ice cold bay at five in the morning.
Every single day.
I've heard those ice baths are pretty good for you.
I would try one.
Well, an ice bath is one thing, but we're talking about the bay, which is just strong currents.
If you get pulled out there, you're going to die.
And these people go and swim around and that stuff like it's a kitty pool.
I okay.
It's it's not on top of it being ice cold.
It's pretty interesting.
Anyway, I'm glad you came through.
You know, he's right too with the going to the city versus going to the country.
To me, it just boils down to two things.
What are you looking for?
Are you looking for peace?
Or are you looking for action?
Oh, there's you can definitely find action in the country.
Sure.
And you can maybe find peace in the city, but you know, you know, that's the bottom line
there, especially when you're taking the family and all that.
Something a little for everybody.
Can I kind of make a suggestion to the comrade Christopher battles?
If you've not checked out the website Atlas Obscura, they've got some pretty cool stuff
on there that you can just type in the zip code where you're at and it will give you
a location based map of how far odd and interesting things might be in your area.
Wow.
I should try that in the city.
I'm sure it lights up like a Christmas tree.
Oh, yeah.
There's all sorts of weird stuff.
There's one that comes to mind in Los Angeles.
There was this old school fascist compound that had shut down in the 60s.
It was a concrete bunker that they had built out in the mountains.
And the unit I'm having to hike down like 400 steps, wooden steps built into the side
of the mountain to get down into this place.
And I mean, it's not been occupied in 50 fucking years, but just as far as like
raw graffiti is concerned, it was very interesting.
A very beautiful side of urban decay.
Beautiful.
Urban decay and exploration.
We're big supporters of that here and behind the schemes.
Mm-hmm.
And water towers falling over.
I remember hanging out in the top part of a barn with another party.
That was there in the area exploring stuff and sat around and finally that was a good
time.
Sure it was.
It's always fun to party in spots like that or hang out in spots like that.
It makes you feel alive.
Just for the record.
Drugs are bad.
I've never taken drugs.
Just want to clear it?
No.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
Should we get into a decimal?
Yeah.
Sure.
I don't know.
I don't really have, I've got some light fair tonight and it would go relatively quickly
if you wanted to just burn through it and then spend the rest of the time doing your
new fancy jangle.
I don't want to get super as far as like time frame is concerned because we can talk about
it a little bit when we get up to that chapter.
But I'm going to be making a lot of gifts and post production for tonight.
So just want to be mindful.
I'm thinking like 25 minutes for my segment.
Okay.
That's fine.
So, well, then let's roll.
What would you like to roll tonight, sir?
I would like to do a, you know, classic D20.
I'm very holding it.
Closest to 20 will go first.
Classic.
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Goddamn.
Roll spit fire.
Oh fuck.
I had a good roll to 16, but you know, can't be to 20.
It's these glow in the dark dice.
I still haven't, I know I've got a fresh set of dice I haven't even cracked out yet,
but I'll get my classic six shooter here in my in my cedar wood box.
We should have you seen the the one sided dice.
We should get those and start rolling those.
It just just look like an asshole.
It's there's a specific shape out there that no matter how much you try to jostle around,
it will always roll a certain direction to balance the weight out.
You mean a sphere?
No.
You mean a marble?
It's like a cone.
If you came in and cut the ends at a 45 degree angle and then rounded the whole thing
and then made it heavy.
The longer side is always going to orientate itself towards the bottom and the shorter
side stays to the top.
Seems like you fixed to me, but all right, I'll get you.
It's a little fixy.
It's a little fixy as it as it were as it is.
Well, let's I'm excited to see what you have paired because we've been working for
everybody.
For everybody who doesn't know we've been working on some video feed stuff on some game streaming
stuff we've been doing a jack box with make heroism and Mary Kate ultra and everybody's
been a lot of people been participating in that.
We've got some interesting things in the pipeline here.
Yes.
So what we've got playing for tonight, I'm actually going to drop the link into the chat
room.
Maybe I'll post it on no agenda social to people aren't in the chats, but still want to tag
along.
What this is is a link to a web app called Cosme.io and it allows you to do things like
watch parties.
When we've done stuff like this in the past with a side tube, that was something that
Servo had set up for us and was hosting there for a while.
It allows you to upload one video and then that video was simultaneously cast to everybody
that's in the room watching so it syncs up.
Alright, so we did that for our movie night.
Yes.
And this is one that we found that would allow us to do video games.
And it got to thinking it's been a while since we had done that the fabled chess match.
This is true.
And I just, you know, I feel like we've both been bustin' around.
Oh.
Busted ass like that goat there.
Who was that?
Oh, it was Pitar getting started early.
Pitar was well known amongst the goat community.
I had to get one in real quick.
And uh.
God bless, Pitar.
Um.
The uh, what we're gonna do tonight is actually play a game of Super Bomberman 2 for the
Super Nintendo.
Yeah.
Can you believe it?
And uh.
Are you a winning son?
My hope is that uh.
I'm gonna beat this for a second.
My hope is that we can actually do the same thing that we did for the chess match and
we're gonna record this and see if we can't maybe uh.
Get it listed in the fucking show art in the chapter files.
So the idea is that as you're sitting here listening, um, when we go get ready to get
this game, uh, get playing on the game, we will uh.
You might see it in the app.
So figures crossed.
Wish us luck.
So I'm playing two.
Yes.
So if you look in the top right, I'm actually pull this back up here.
If you look in the top right, you'll see controller two number two drop down menu.
Type thing.
Uh.
Super Bomberman 2.
There we go.
Okay.
Now, yep.
So you go and select the controller to there right there.
And if you want to quick see what the actual buttons are, you can click that little wrench
there and it'll pull up a menu for you to check out.
Um, I don't know if I, oh, oh, I see.
Les me to now.
Okay, great.
All right.
Sounds good.
Oh, controller to here.
Yep.
That that that that checks out.
Um, nice.
This seems to be a whole bunch of fans of super Bomberman 2 there in the, uh, in the
West Coast.
Oh, Bomberman is a big cultural influence here in the West Coast.
We loved Bomberman.
Bomberman 64 is one of the best known games I think amongst old men in my age.
And I'm actually going to, uh, if you are looking at Kirokaster, you should see the, uh,
this chapter pop up super bomb them and, um, oh, wait, I'm sorry.
Now you should see it pop up here.
And there should be a link that you can click on to join the room.
Um, unless there you got anything else, lavish all, uh, can you hear any music through
the game at the moment?
Uh, no, I can not.
Can you hear it now?
What?
I can through, yes, through Coast Cosme.
Uh, let me turn that down.
Just a scotch little too hot there, if you know what I'm saying.
Pretty loud.
That was no way for me to control the volume from here.
Uh, yeah, the volume stuff.
There's some controls that leave a little to be desired.
Is there any way to, uh, on your end to quiet down the game a bit?
I can, uh, turn it off to you totally, actually.
I think.
Wait.
Okay, I mean, I'd rather have it be loud than, uh, than it'd be mute entirely, unless we
wanted to just throw on classic bomber man stuff in the background.
Different.
Have.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
What in the world?
Come on.
You hear that?
No.
Okay, good.
We should be good.
Okay.
Alrighty.
In that regards, let me, uh, pull my windows back up here, get them restituated.
And, uh, I will get the recorder going here and three, two, one.
That way, I know how to sink this shit later.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you gave it a classic movie class.
Yeah.
That's an industry professional right there, people.
Industry professional.
So, uh, here's the, here we go.
We're going to go ahead and try and get started on this.
We're going to play some battle game.
Buh, buh, buh, buh, battle game.
I, uh, I haven't played this before this exact one.
So, uh, I'm going to catch up quick on the rules here, whatever the rules are.
I think single matches what we can do.
And then, uh, we got, wow, problematic man, man, and then two computer, uh, players.
My screen is black, by the way, is it supposed to be?
Oh, let's, uh, let's do a quick refresh.
That's fine.
I'll do a refresh on my side as well.
A refresh on my end here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me stop it.
Oh, yeah.
That's fine.
This is all very, very new, very fresh people.
We're trying this fresh.
This is, this is part of it.
This is going to lead to stuff later.
Oh, yeah.
They're going to be like, they did what?
They'll be like, literally what?
What?
And, uh, get that music coming back up.
All right.
You see it now?
See it now.
Yeah.
Uh, cool.
Let's, uh, try this again.
Yeah.
94, good year.
Uh, sorry.
I swear I'm here.
There we go.
Okay.
Let's, uh, let's try a damn thing.
Shall we?
Yeah.
Let's, uh, let's try a damn thing.
Shall we?
Nice.
I had to fix the recorder.
Got, uh, off-kilter somehow.
All right.
Computer level.
Let's see, you know, nice and even.
Let's do, uh, five battles.
Two minutes per round.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Does that sound good?
I guess, sir.
Uh, and then, I don't know what G-bomber is.
So, G-bom, it's the G-bom.
I don't know.
Well, I think, uh, let's just start.
Let's start basic, baby.
Basically, okay, okay.
I'm nervous.
Me too.
What?
Hello.
Wait a minute.
I think D's, uh, bombs?
Yeah.
Uh, which one are you?
Regretty below yourself up.
Oh, am I already...
Somehow, I already died, and I don't even do anything.
What?
Uh...
What?
Oh, no, I died now, too.
Shit!
This is, uh, this...
It's very cut for a game.
Now, the...
Now, I gotta wait for these jackasses to finish there.
The computers?
Yes.
Uh, you know, there's any making out of the room?
I'm not sure how the player's three and four was.
I didn't even know when I got on.
I couldn't even control my guy.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, okay.
Okay, blue one's first round.
Maybe the black one, I think.
The black one?
I'm the black one, okay.
So I can't move my gun.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, you're fucked.
I just blew myself up, too.
Okay, so space, I guess, is bomb laying a bomb?
I don't know.
Uh, let me tell you.
Oh, shit.
Space doesn't do anything.
I don't even...
The WA is to get a try to move around, and it blew me up right away.
I gotta...
Look at these controls, I think.
These guys are never gonna do it.
Oh, my God.
What a joke.
Was he invisible now?
I think that dude's...
I didn't realize you can turn invisible and stuff.
Maybe the next one we should do a minute.
I mean, if these guys were just die faster, it'd be better.
Come on, do the thing.
It's just...
It's taking me this long just to figure out the controls.
Like watching paint dry.
Yeah.
So blue and orange are still going at it, people.
Ooh, you can throw bombs?
I didn't realize that.
Two minutes, Jesus.
Here we...
You got...
You guys basically got this.
How did he throw that?
That I'm not sure.
Oh, this is fancy shit.
Cheer out.
See, I can't pull up the controls anymore without it popping up in the recorder.
I already did one time.
Pull up the controls and it just says other letters.
It doesn't even tell you the actual control.
Okay.
Well, it's the...
I mean, that's the SNES buttons.
So XB, Y and A.
Okay, D is bomb here.
Okay, I got that.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Shoot.
What?
Bro, get away from me.
Mmm, orange mother of f-
Oh shit.
You almost trapped me between two bonds.
Oh!
Oh no!
Oh no, I did it.
Oh god.
You got me.
Did I use some of a bitch?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, they double-team me.
Yeah, you just got to...
Take it on the...
One way trip the pound town.
You just got spit roasted.
Well, there you go.
Or at least learning.
Learning computer.
We got this.
We can do this.
We're gonna f- up orange and blue.
I'm going after orange myself.
Alright.
F- up these computers.
Oh shoot.
Oh wow.
Holy shit.
That was pretty fancy of them to do that.
Oh, I got him.
I got him.
I trapped him.
Oh!
You liked that?
Yeah, he backed himself into a corner.
Then he wasn't able to escape because the bomb...
Shit mate.
But I liked it.
His path.
I'm- he's learning.
Alright, for America.
I wonder.
Oh, take this shit bitch.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You got him.
Or he got him.
I'm not sure what happened there.
Oh, it's me and you now.
Oh, finally.
America.
What does- how do I- I feel like I can throw now, but...
Maybe not.
Hmm.
Should've done some more research on-
I don't know this game fuckers.
I have no idea.
Any of this works.
I'm just going for it.
What?
I'm coming for you, Martha.
Coming for you, Barbara.
I'm coming for you.
Whoa, I got a debuff.
That's not good.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh god, I fucked myself.
Oh no, oh no.
I'm the victor now.
That was so close.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Perfect.
Yeah.
We're getting in there.
Now it's- we got-
Whites, we got one point.
Blacks got no points.
Orange just got one.
Blue's got two.
Oh shit.
Oh no, I tried myself.
Oh, you're- you're cooked.
Right out the gate.
Fucking-
Ugh.
That was terrible.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
That was me, my-
I've done that twice now.
So yeah, I think I've got a system here that should hopefully get the gifts pretty close.
I mean, we'll get the idea.
Um, you know, if anything, it's- it's all on guard.
What are you going to do?
Here you go, bitch.
Oh no.
Shit, bitch.
What?
What's going on with-
Oh god.
Whuh.
Uh, so for people that are listening, um, if this is something that interests you, you can sign up, and that will allow you to change your nickname.
Um, there's no cost associated with it.
Uh, I know the Mary- uh, Mary Kate Ultramac Charisma Charisma were gracious enough to host a game night.
Whoa!
And, uh, we hung out this past Sunday and played some jack box through, uh, through this stuff.
It's good stuff.
I'm excited to see what we can- oh, that's- whoa.
Oh, that's a move.
That's a move.
Wow, you can kick the bombs.
Can that's a move?
Can you kick other people's bombs?
Oh, you can trap that guy.
Fuck that guy.
Oh, I'm gonna trap this guy.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
Oh, no, what have I done?
Oh, shit, what have I done?
Oh, no, what has he done?
He trapped you and you got me.
Woo!
Oh, he's a crafty one.
Oh, they close in the space.
That's pretty sweet.
Oh, you're dead, bro.
Oh, you got crushed by the block.
Mmm, many search cases.
Oh, they got a tie.
Too late tie between Orange and Blue.
Oh, boy, here we go, boy.
Do not blow yourself up.
Ooh, some skate.
I'm gonna go a little faster.
Yes, yes, bitch.
Oh, shit.
Well, I don't.
I got trapped.
Oh, shit.
Well, I don't.
I got trapped.
It's the trap.
Throwing the bomb is definitely the one.
Oh, God, what have I done?
Ooh, smoked him.
Toast.
Toasted.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you got this.
Fuck that guy.
Oh, I'm gonna go a little faster.
Fuck that guy.
One minute remaining.
Avenge me.
I will avenge you.
Look at me, Jesse Owens.
Yeah, fuck him up, man.
Look how slow he is.
Oh, you can throw us across the board.
Whoa!
Oh, God.
Here, take that back.
Fuck you.
Oh, I'm ridden, runway.
And it was the wall.
I did it.
A wall.
Oh, the wall.
A wall will cost the game.
Hmm.
What?
Okay.
I can...
I will be better.
We are learning computers.
We are embracing change.
Adapting.
What?
Yes.
Firepower.
Shit.
What?
Firepower.
Shit.
What?
Firepower.
More bombs, yes.
Oh, I can't do...
Oh, I can't kick it.
Why couldn't I kick my bomb?
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Stay away from me.
Is it me and Orange?
It's me and Orange now.
Okay.
We got this.
You know that Orange bastard.
I'm like clear at the top.
Yes.
That's acceptable.
Get that bastard.
Oh.
Oh!
Trapped him!
What?
Come here.
You're throwing across the border as a neat trick.
It's a fun trick.
I don't know if I like it being invisible.
Wow.
It's like you're dead.
Oh, wait.
Don't you know?
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh!
Done in by my own bomb again.
I am literally...
Sometimes it'd be young.
I am literally my own West enemy.
I feel like this has been more than five.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Is this even real?
Is this real life?
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Cut it down.
Caught in a light slide.
No escape from reality.
Oh!
In your eyes.
Spoke to me.
Are you got him?
That little orange bastard.
The orange wily nut.
Yes.
Give me that speed.
Give me fuel.
Give me fire.
Give me that which I desire.
Oh.
What?
Oh.
What?
You got me, you son of a bitch.
Oh.
That was you.
You did it.
I'm coming.
It was me.
I'm coming for you, Barbara.
Coming for you, Barbara.
Oh.
Oh, got it.
Oh.
What?
You did it.
What did you do to it?
Oh.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
What?
Oh.
Da, da, da, da, da, da.
There's another non-imus dolphin in the chat.
A non-imus dolphin.
What?
Many such cases.
Oh.
Now you're super slow, bro.
Noooooooooooooooo.
I fucking fucked myself.
What?
Oh, I see you've got to get to five.
Okay.
Oh, you have to win five.
Okay.
That's good.
What?
All right.
We still have time.
I'm getting the board.
So get fucking blue.
Get fucking blue.
I'm getting fucking blue.
Get the fucking blue.
Yeah.
Fucking target.
Merced this late.
Sorry, blue, your days are fucking numbered, bro.
Yes, you need all this.
Get him.
Oh.
Oh, shit!
I died!
You have to take out blue.
You're so close.
So close the smoking orange there.
Oh.
He got him.
Oh, blue, no.
White, no.
I know.
I need some of you to figure out quite how to do the toss.
I want to toss the toss.
I have no idea how to do the toss.
Get him.
Oh, you should be so far.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
One on the board, baby.
We got this.
Black people rule.
What's that?
Huh?
Oh, orange just smoked himself.
Good.
Fuck that guy.
Fucking orangey.
What?
Who?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, what have I done?
No!
I thought I got him.
Oh!
What?
Come on, you piece of shit.
Come on, Blue, I'm coming for you next.
What?
I messed that one up.
What?
Oh, no!
That was in my fault.
It was in my fault.
I did that.
This is me.
I'm to blame.
Oh, the Blue Man Group wins again.
I...
I don't want to say it.
Everybody.
I just keep that one to my self.
Roulette!
Oh, okay, push the button.
Bomb.
Yes.
Can't start.
Um...
I don't know.
I don't know what a tag match is.
Oh, what?
Oh!
We can be friends.
Oh!
Let's fuck them up.
Fuck the computer, man.
Okay, let's do...
Let's lower the battle to three.
No, four.
No, five.
Four.
Three.
Let's do three.
Okay.
Two minutes.
Sound good?
All right.
Let's do...
Uh, stage uh...
It is.
Five.
Yeah.
Five, I think, is the magic number.
Hmm.
What?
Okay.
So it's me and you.
Uh...
Oh, there's like...
Canapies and stuff?
Oh, what?
There's like a bunch of different shit now.
So if you step on the yellow pads, it looks like it opens up the panels so that you can see through them.
Uh...
Okay.
And you can bomb them.
Bomb them.
Bomb them again.
Okay, I mean, see.
You have to shit around here.
Oh no!
What have we done?
Woof!
Come on, you son of...
Oh, shit.
How do I get slow now?
Hmm.
Oh, slow.
Come here.
Come here, you.
I want it.
Whoa.
Why didn't...
Is it just...
Did the bombs look kind of like a sticky now?
What?
Oh, shit!
Oh no!
I died!
The bomb bounced against the wall.
I don't even know what happened.
What was this?
What?
It's so strange.
Rage.
I'm about to lose my mind.
Oh?
Hurrying up.
Oh, shit.
Oh?
Oh no!
Oh, did I win?
Oh, yeah!
Nice.
All right.
One for the humans.
Carrying the team here.
Okay.
Oh, bombing again.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no blaming.
Oh, thank you, bitch.
Oh, wow.
You knew exactly how much nothing...
Shit.
Yes!
Well, I took him out anyways.
Oh no!
Hey!
We got it!
Oh, wait, never mind, you died.
I thought I...
Oh, oh.
I don't know what happened there.
I thought I pulled a cool maneuver, but...
It wasn't cool enough.
We tried, man.
Okay.
We got this.
Fuck him up.
Let's go whites.
Uh, hmm.
Probably whites.
Whites.
Whites are the best.
Beat the blacks.
Wow.
Wait, I didn't mean it like that.
Sure.
Oh no!
Oh, yeah!
Say, wait for me.
Oh.
Oh!
One down.
Oh, two down.
We got him.
Nice.
Yeah, he didn't say any chance.
Subcircuous media.
Oh shit!
How's it going, circus media?
Handsome man.
A lot of handsome boy.
What a handsome boy.
Who I legitimately thought was like Tuta's cousin.
Who people really didn't think was Tuta's cousin.
The Huntie.
But instead, he was just the best boulder in Uranus.
Wow.
Which is saying a lot.
There are a lot of good boulders there.
Oh shit.
Fuck.
A lot of people have bouldered in Uranus.
Well, yes.
Got you.
Oh shit.
Now I'm got...
I think I got him though.
It's okay.
I took a spoth out.
Yeah.
All right.
You got this.
Just don't fuck it up.
All I got to do is not fuck up.
Yes.
Fuck you bitch.
Wow, that's a big ass deal there.
Come on now.
Here I come.
Well you want to fuck?
You want to fuck buddy?
What?
Fuck you buddy.
Oh wow.
That's a big bomb.
He got there.
Oh, he's my shit bitch.
Shit, I'm a little...
Fuck you.
Oh shit.
Fuck.
Get him.
Oops.
I fucked up.
All right.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Is he just standing there?
Just standing there being a dick.
What a douche.
All right.
It's time to fucking get crafty.
Murder him.
What?
It's time to get crafty.
Do it.
I can let them all take him out.
Ooh.
Oh he's going to walk you.
Whoa.
Fuck you bitch.
Oh no.
What are we doing?
Let's close.
Shus.
Two to two.
We press on.
We shall never surrender.
We shall fight down the streets.
We've already won.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're not going to surrender.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We've already won.
Yes.
We showed up to this game already planning to have won.
That's correct.
That's you.
I don't want to blow up you.
No friendly fire here people.
Nope.
You need extra palm there, yes.
Oh wait.
Haha.
Got him.
Oh, shit.
Oh, let's see which is bitch.
I got him.
He's toast.
Oh shit.
Oh no shit.
I can't kick the fucking bomb.
Shit.
Oh shit.
Welcome to the episode where it was just a lot of shit and fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
That's the thing.
I don't remember how long the like bomb spreads are.
When you put them on the red dots, they blow up like the whole row.
Oh really?
I don't even know where this guy is.
Woo!
Oh we got him.
Corner.
Let's corner him.
Corner, cornered.
Oh, I'm dead.
No!
What the fuck?
Can I kick him?
That's a good call about the red something.
It's a dots.
I didn't catch that.
I do love me some classic 16 bit action.
I think that's where we straight so far.
Oh shit.
Well.
Well, it's been fun.
Haha.
Oh I see you.
You went honorable route.
Oh shit, f-uck.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh no!
Oh man.
Well.
Oh shameful.
Shameful.
Here's always win.
Suck my dick cotton gin.
Computer won't win today.
Haha.
The man will win.
Man will win.
We didn't get spanked.
It was close.
All right.
Well, I think, um,
unless you wanted to get another round in,
we can bring this to a conclusion if you'd like.
I want to do shotgun round 30 seconds.
Uh sure.
Single player.
Oh we can do, oh me and you.
Let's do it.
Just you and me baby.
Yeah.
We'll do it.
The man was meant to be.
Best 2 out of 2.
And then time, the shortest time possible.
Oh.
I think.
I guess one minute is the shortest.
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Here we go.
I didn't like that.
Let's go back to number one.
One.
Yeah.
Man versus man.
Man's most dangerous enemy.
Man.
Himself.
Who doesn't like a little man on man action?
Whoa.
Yeah.
I'm not a hater.
Hey, you know, as long as somebody's getting some.
I'm coming for your ass.
I'm going to eat your ass.
You're going to come in my ass?
I'm going to.
Yes.
That too.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh, come on.
Oh, no.
Oh, fuck.
We both have blocked it.
You know what?
No, you don't take me shit.
Yeah.
That's.
That's some horse shit.
That's some bullshit.
I'm just saying.
Blacks are superior.
We both got trapped in by the wall.
Okay.
What?
I'm sitting here reading the messages from Saturday
because there's a chat in here too.
It's pretty funny.
One of the messages I need cigarettes and milk.
I'm going to smoke after this.
She was getting bombed and now was getting blown away.
Oh my god.
Am I getting, am I getting, am I getting, am I getting, am I getting?
Oh.
Come on.
Oh, what am I doing?
I blew it.
Oh yeah, that he was just stand still but no.
You're all heavy chickens.
You could have been over.
Yes.
We'll be your dad, Vod.
Damn.
Damn you, Daniel.
Damn Daniel.
Where did you get those shoes?
Bending, bending, bending, bending, bing.
Problematic at all.
Oh my god.
Sure.
Oh, wait.
I blew myself up.
I'm an idiot.
What?
Did I win?
You win.
You win, buddy.
That was a lame victory.
I hope you enjoyed it.
That doesn't taste as good.
I like how I still made orange and blue cry.
Yeah.
Nice.
Well, thank you for humoring me and definitely be sure to swing on by.
I'm going to stop this game now.
Be sure to swing on by the chapter files and check it out to see if that works.
God willing, it did.
And we'll see.
We'll see.
This has all been a part of your really scheduled broadcast programming.
We're just trying to figure out how to do little bits here and there that will build up into a bigger project along the way.
And how about a voicemail?
Let's do it.
How about a screen?
612-2637-9999.
I forgot to play the bumper.
Yeah.
Brandon, think about that.
Let's see.
Oh, my wife has come in and I hope you like.
Thank you, no, it's your like birthdays card, you know, except for anyone.
Like a gift card or whatever.
Just like five-pindled gifts for like people's birthdays that were not like real super close to or something.
But anyway, we're doing that for somebody for something today and then to come in and like, oh yeah, like never heard an acknowledgement last time kind of thing.
And so I guess it's just one of those like from the same person is kind of like you're not doing it for the acknowledgement.
But you know, hey, somebody's thinking about you and they like wrote a card, you know, might even just be this simple like, hey, upper birthday or whatever, you know, really, really basic like.
Wow, that's how you can do it.
Find the card.
But like, you know, somebody like gives like a little bit of monetary value or something like, you know, like should it text be like, hey, yeah, thanks.
You know, I know, hey, I'm using this right now or whatever.
Yeah.
So anyway, just reminder out there to y'all right.
Let me guys again, that anger is in you know.
You go.
I can't.
What's that?
Uh, that Christopher Battles is California.
And why does he have an accent?
I would say he's an international man of mystery would be my assumption, but you never know.
I mean, I totally agree with you.
It's probably deal.
He's probably an international man.
Hmm.
Now, I'm going to, I don't typically do this, but, but.
We have come to our very last scream out in the can.
And I'm going to play it so that you've got plenty of time to call us up at 6122637999 and give us a shout during the intermission.
That's right.
Want to hear from you.
Here we go.
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is it a hurricane blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing.
So the danger must be growing.
All the fires and hell are glowing.
Is the grizzly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be no growing for the rollers.
Keep on rolling.
And there's no certain signs that you're going to.
Oh, he lived by the troll.
He dies by the troll.
I love that grizzly reaper.
The grizzly reaper.
I noticed that too.
You know, sometimes life is like a box of chocolate.
And then sometimes life is like a river of chocolate, the hores and and macabre elements beyond your wildest twisted imagination.
Let's face it though, Collar.
Life is more often than not like a Hershey highway.
Mm-hmm.
Life is like a fudge packing plant in Uranus.
Yes.
Wow, it really do pack itself.
Oh, man, you really pack that tight, don't you?
Wow.
Oh my.
Fitting all that fudge in that box.
Oh my goodness.
Well, thank you for the call, Collar.
And this is our plea to you.
So six, one, two, two, six, three, seven, nine, nine, nine.
Call us up.
We want to hear this.
33.
What are you doing?
Call it six, one, two, two, six, three, seven, nine, nine, nine.
And let's see here.
It looks like we got an intermission here.
It could be an intermission for you.
Perfectly boostable.
You can find all of these tracks available at lnbeats.com.
And then if you go to our show notes,
so so corner dot substack dot com,
you can find links to them in the podcast index.
You can utilize them for yourself.
Sorry, Abel Curry.
They're saying utilize.
And get all the information there.
Yes.
And yeah, well, let's just pop the damn tape in.
All right, tape me.
We'll be right back after this quick 14 and a half minute break for act two.
It's too echo.
It's a lonely, open, rough.
I'm fall asleep.
It's a matter of my set.
It's just a matter of the key.
It could keep me.
You could need a belt.
Be me a way.
I can leave the lights off the television.
Curry, not don't.
Deeply away.
Curry, not.
I found you.
Curry, not.
Curry, not my girl.
It's the season of my song.
I can pull my phone.
I just want a little gratitude.
She just let me know.
It's a good week.
Go.
Curry, not don't.
Deeply away.
I can leave the lights off the television.
Curry, not don't.
Deeply away.
Curry, not.
I found you.
Curry, not.
I found you.
Curry, not.
I found you.
Curry, not.
I found you.
I should go to sleep.
It's only a bit rough.
I should buy a seat.
But I'm scared of now.
I'm spinning around and around and around.
Then I found you.
Curry, not don't.
Deeply away.
I can leave the lights off the television.
Curry, not don't.
Deeply away.
I can leave the lights off the television.
Curry, not don't.
Deeply away.
Shake me up the side and bump my body to you.
Curry, not don't.
Deeply away.
Curry, not.
Oh, no.
Curry, not.
Oh, no.
Curry, not.
Oh, no.
Curry, not.
Oh, no.
It's the only road to travel.
So much easier than sit in home.
Any way you want to go.
Yeah.
I mean, we're visiting the sewer.
Yeah.
We'll take a little trip on down there.
We've been talking about.
We are tripping down.
For a long while.
More information to come.
Give me a pretty close to your birthday.
Yes.
Two days prior, actually.
That'll be fun.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'll say some of the more juiced-year stuff for when we get closer just to really build
the hype.
It's like wrestling.
Oh, yeah.
It's going to be such hype.
I'll tell you.
Nick won't even know what's coming.
We'll even see it coming.
It's a red.
Anyway, that was the intermission.
You can find that all in the show of Selena by Sam Means, 80 days and 80 deaths in eight days by Paul Birken and the dirty party snakes.
We, of course, have a rusty putt head by Rusty Gates.
The famous Rusty Gates.
I will say I didn't realize until you would pointed it out the.
The title of that song.
I'm not sure why it was labeled like that on the on the MP3, but the.
The title of that song is no time to borrow.
No time to borrow.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
We can fix that.
I got it.
I just need to go and update the title on the track.
Like I said, it was it was saved on the MP3 like that.
I'm not sure exactly why.
Yeah.
That is noted.
And then.
Yeah, some job on.
I definitely heard them.
Job on.
They've been floating around those leave no traces.
Their album.
Job on by job.
And I'm very, very, very, very excited to see the feature of the value time split.
Get introduced into more and more apps.
If you're listening in on karaoke.
A pod verse beta on Android.
And there's one other one I can never remember.
Unfortunately, during those tracks, when you see the album art pop up, you can boost them.
And the sets will go to that artist.
They will indeed.
It's super.
Hulse them.
It's really good for the environment.
And I should have for you, community.
Before we get into thinking some producers for tonight, we didn't we I think we brought it up on the post show.
But recently I worked a Ben Folds concert.
And I happen to know for a fact that there's some big, big fans of his hanging out in the green room.
And huge fans huge fans.
And I kind of say as a raw entertainer, I was very impressed with Ben Folds.
And I would go see him again.
I would pay a ticket or buy a ticket.
I would pay for it.
Yeah.
I thought, you know, he had a very natural charisma.
Just telling stories, you know, kind of cordling with the band back and forth.
They did sit around and fucking, I don't know how long.
Four hours, five hours, nothing going on.
They did sound check.
Everybody walked away.
I don't even think it was like a true sound check.
But, you know, tomato tomato.
And came back and the opener went on to perform.
I actually bought one of their CDs.
They had a rough cut release of some songs they were working on.
Kind of like a funky electronic acoustic duo.
If that makes any sense.
That's cool.
I've seen those are hot on the circuit.
The funky electric duo.
Yeah.
What's the name of the group?
Do you have the album?
It's in a jacket.
And I don't remember which jacket and slash wear.
Set jacket.
It's.
If I'm lucky, maybe they put it on the set list here.
No.
I'll say if I can find that.
Pull it up later in the episode.
But yeah, so they went.
And Ben's made his entrance with the band.
They were getting ready to start.
And he was like, oh, wait, do you all hear this?
There's like a super hardcore come.
Coming from this.
And it had a bad mic cable.
And like.
Sad out there for, I don't know, five minutes.
Just kind of like joking around with everybody.
And then he's like, well, you know, I'm going to go back off stage.
And when they get this fixed, we'll all make an entrance.
And we'll pretend like this never happens.
It's pretty funny.
This is what I'm about.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So I did find out that he is from North Carolina.
Greensboro specifically, which is where I spent.
Many of years in my youth hanging out.
Oh, it's probably a nice place to be on North Carolina.
Oh, you know, it's all right.
It's a.
I mean, we were kind of, I don't know.
I think yes.
For the most part, I would say so.
A lot of cool historical stuff to run around and do.
Of course.
One of the original 13.
Named after Nathaniel Green.
Greensboro.
I did talk to his piano tech.
I was like, hey, so like, oh, this is cool about the him being from North Carolina.
I'm doing a, we're doing a podcasting 2.0 stuff.
You should check this out.
Oh, nice.
You on Benfolds.
His piano tech.
Yeah.
It's piano tech.
Nice.
So pushing the V for V on the, on the piano tech, you know, you classic move got to.
That's the best after talking to.
Shrey from Philly, aka Fergus over there on the in a social.
It's kind of like, it's like a reverse social contagion.
So, whereas the.
I guess the.
The Tumblr memes, they trickle down like we got a, we got to figure out how to.
We need to figure out how to like horizontally introduce people to this stuff so that they can then look upwards to redirect that attention.
Intention.
I swear to God, it makes a whole lot more sense in my head.
I swear.
I think I know what you mean.
Um, but yeah, you gotta get on the page.
Just get understand it's something something great is happening.
Yes.
And we also have something else great happening.
And that's people that come out and help produce this show week after week after week.
We have a couple of people to think.
Need we do.
It's being a value for value.
And that's so cool.
By the way, before you say, sorry, been folds.
Sorry, you're back in a boyfriend.
I couldn't quite hear what you're saying.
Oh, I just saying that been folds awesome.
And also on to free.
And first off, we had Dagen, Mr. Ed coming through with a couple of ISOs.
And the one that Mr. Ed sent was.
You can spell advertisements without semen between the tits until we meet again.
Which is a masterpiece.
A classic.
I mean, that's a very good one.
You cannot spell advertisements without semen between the tits.
And like, you know, I would never judge again something like that.
If anything, I think it makes me like advertisements more.
But for me as well, I was going to say the same thing.
I think that semen between the tits is a very popular image.
Surprisingly, we don't see more of it being invoked in the marketing world.
And then dad had his complimentary, I says.
I mean, how close can you come coming?
They revealed most of the holes, put some white crap on it, speed balls.
I kind of want to know what the speed balls references.
Speed balls.
Yeah, when you, they say so many things out of context that could be snatched away just like that.
For sure.
You cover so much ground.
So thank you very much.
Both of y'all for those are really appreciates.
Top shelf top shelf ISOs.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, and Mr. Ed also has a slew of intermission material that I've got banked up for the next couple of weeks.
And be able to feature some stuff that he's been finding.
It would be good.
And then we had squalor bill coming through today with a PayPal donation for a whopping $33.
And 33 cents.
Woo.
Yeah, you like that?
Four threes.
What could it mean?
And a squalor bill also included a note that said, uh, Uwoo boys.
Thank you.
$33.33.
A via the PayPal.
Wow.
Uwoo.
Um, can I, can I smack up the Uwoo girl for squalor bill?
Yes, macro.
So somehow I like this more.
33 ooze for you.
Thank you.
Uh, look at, if you look at a three, it looks, you know, on its side.
It's like an Uwoo.
We are all Uwoo comrade.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, anyway.
Uh, going too deep.
And then we had a tuna coming through with a piece of show art.
And this is a picture of Uncle Sam with the BTS logo, the eye eight bit logo slapped up there on top of his hat.
Uncle Sam, I want your ass.
Is the poster.
And this is, this is in regards to a trip, uh, that is being currently planned for Nashville, 2024 at the end of July.
Uh, our eyes are set on the Bitcoin conference.
Hmm, back to Nashville.
Back to Nashville all roads lead the Nashville.
Apparently, apparently the Nashville is the place to be these days.
So, uh, the tuna was gracious enough and mousey bear were gracious enough to go through the process of getting an Airbnb.
I forget how many rooms are there on the property, but it's quite a few.
So, um, once I get some more solid information, which he did send an email out, I got to chew down a little further.
Um, you know, definitely reach out if you're interested in coming in.
We'll definitely try to facilitate something.
I feel like this is going to be a major blowout.
I just, there's something in the air.
It's, uh, centrally located.
It's, uh, a year out.
It's already been planned. It's already been booked.
I mean, you don't do the right thing, but I just doing it now.
Thanks to him and thanks to mousey.
And looks like a really sweet spot.
Yeah, there's a pool table in the basement at this one spot.
So, I look forward to getting fucked by all of y'all on that table.
Bring your dollar bills.
If you're going to come through.
Yes.
I'm going to go through there.
And, uh, yeah, the, um, the one major goal is, uh, attending the said Bitcoin conference.
If everything lines up, which I don't see why it would necessarily or wouldn't necessarily.
Um, um, or yeah, there's a lot of people hoping that there's going to be some presence of a podcasting 2.0 panel at said convention.
So, um, you know, just, uh, put out some, if anybody's got extra karma out there, just throw it out there.
And let's, let's make this a reality.
Because I think once you get some of these features thrown up onto a stage,
you've got things like the split kit going.
You've got things like IRC, cacophony running at the same time.
I think it, I think it would be a big moment.
Big, big moment.
Almost a moment like Steve Jobs playing some podcasting there at the, uh, Apple, uh, reveal thing.
Apple Expo, whatever the fuck they call it.
Yep.
And, uh, bringing it to the world, being fire.
As long as someone's talking about it, it exists.
This is true.
So, well, uh, definitely, you know, we're going to be talking about this.
We got a long while, but, you know, a year can also pass by like that.
So.
That's the weird thing about it.
It just seemed like far away.
Absolutely right.
It'll be here eventually.
Oh, time to do it.
Oh wow.
I'm busy.
Yeah.
So yeah.
It'll be great.
It'll be a good time.
So come on down Nashville.
The cool thing about a Nashville going back is that we went the first time for the Valentine's Day meetup.
And that's where I met a lot of people for the first time.
I met you for the first time in person.
I met, uh, the bowlers and junta and, uh, all kinds of people.
And I didn't get to actually see downtown Nashville.
I didn't get to go to the strip.
I didn't get to see any live music as we were just going, going.
And so I'm hoping that we get to get a chance to do that.
Yeah, we'll definitely have to make it a make a night and hit some of the strip.
I mean, it's, it's certainly very touristy in the one major vein that runs through Nashville.
But there's some really cool bars that are kind of off the sides that, uh, definitely take it to.
Oh, yeah.
That's it.
I mean, you know, just run through it once just to see it and then you go to the cool bars.
Mm hmm.
You never go back there ever again.
I am never returning here unless they pay you or it's free.
Hey, man, 15 minutes for it's free.
Uh, imagine if they actually honored that it will be a better place.
Um, the only other thing that I had in the producer credits, uh, if you want to check out some of the art that I was doing,
it's also listed up there at the top, uh, arts for hog story, grumpy old bends, bowl after bowl, MMO, Nick the rat.
Technically, the Nick the rat one's pretty old, but I realize I never really posted it anywhere.
So, uh, there it is.
Well, there's nothing wrong with throwing up some, some great ever greens.
Great stuff that just, uh, deserves to be shown again and again.
Yeah, you do it one time.
It's an injustice.
I like, I like this Nick the rat one a lot because there's only one part of it that moves.
Uh, it's funny.
Good stuff.
Stank.
Um, the amount of art, I think the art really helps out with podcasts stuff.
You know, it's good to visualize things.
It's good to, uh, to see your, your podcasts.
Oh, yeah, man.
Yeah, and it's, yeah, without necessarily a video cast.
I, it's hard to say because I, I feel like we're at the point.
If we were to do a video show, we would take it as hard as we could do something really weird with it.
Um, oh, yeah, definitely.
But, uh, yeah, just kind of having this like congruent theme is ish for all the stuff, you know, some sort of like trashy news stand, uh, zine.
It really works.
I mean, it's, it's just something that kind of fucking came together.
I don't think we ever like sat down like, oh, yeah, this is going to be our plan.
But we were like, no, this is what we both read.
So this is what this is all I know how to read.
This is what I wish was around all the time except for, you know, except for what is around all the time.
Let me just tell you this.
If snopes look like this, that's the only publication I'd read.
Exactly.
You know, one thing that we have that most people don't have and I don't know why is the night mode, just the natural night mode.
Uh, look at our show notes.
You have a black background.
If you're looking at it late at night, it's not going to blind you.
It's not going to kill you.
Well, I want to say the, uh, most people have a white background. It kills me.
Let's see here.
One of my favorite ones is the great on thinking and it's got kind of like a char colishe sort of background.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's like a dark purple.
Dark purple. Okay. I like that. Dark purple is good.
Yeah.
There we go.
Uh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Of course. Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
A dark, dark purple is good stuff.
And you know what we say about that.
She mustn't. She shan't.
She shouldn't.
Oh, my God. I stepped on myself.
Oh.
Oh, that one.
That's so good.
Yeah. One more time.
Uh, yes. Let me get back to that page. Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah. That's a good one.
Yes.
Uh, what it is delicious.
So yeah, if you want to help produce this podcast, all you have to do is just
go to the screen.
You can also go check out our website behind the schemes.com.
S.e.h.3M.3S.
You can also email us at those respective addresses.
Boo at behind the schemes.com or lavish it behind the schemes.com.
There are many ways to contact us and the easiest way to find all those ways is to go to
zoosos. Corner.
That's up stack.com.
The speaking episode 160.
Yep.
And speaking of Mary Kate Ultra and make heroism, they do maintain our threadless shop for us,
which is hugely appreciated.
They put all sorts of fantastic art that they do up themselves.
And it's all available over there.
So it's behind the schemes dot threadless dot com or BTS dot shop.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So many shirts.
So many fresh proteins for the summer.
So many yoga mats.
Yoga mats.
I gotta get my mouse pad.
I've got my toque on the way.
Nice.
And the other spot that we typically hang out at, although it's, it's, I don't know,
it's one foot in existence and one foot out of existence.
It would be spooked out social, which is a massive on server that we host.
And we had an update go wrong.
Unfortunately, so it's broken the front end of the website itself.
But if you were connected prior via like a mobile app or a desktop client or something,
you can still get around in there and use the account.
So not really sure what happens.
If you happen to know of,
know of any information related to this subject, please feel free to reach out.
Yeah, because we're kind of like, I'm not sure what happened.
But sure, but the good news is this is that spooked out social has never been spookier.
This is true.
Now it's super exclusive.
It's very spooked.
It's like a ghost.
It's in and out.
It does exist.
It's real.
You're hot and you're calm.
Yes, then you're knowing.
And in your app, and you're down.
Katy Perry making a comeback.
What do you mean, comeback?
She never left.
I know, I know.
Oh boy.
So yeah, that's that's about that.
If it comes to the worst of it,
the worst being the last possible solution.
The domain is certainly still valid.
It's really just a matter of whether or not the databases holding all of the accounts is.
And if it ends up not being a situation where it's recoverable,
I was talking with the Prometheus dot system guys.
And one suggestion was just wiping it clean and starting with a fresh install is something.
That's a conversation that we could probably get into a little deeper in the in the green room at a later time.
Just because it really comes down to.
Do we want to try and do mass it on again?
Or is there perhaps another Fediverse client or server that's a little easier to handle?
So there's one that was suggested to me was Calckey.
I know there's a pluroma and stuff like that.
So it's just things look into.
I did get a Calckey account over at outer Cosm.
And they got some cool stuff over there.
Some interesting tools and stuff.
So check it out and let me know what you let us know what you think at some point during the week.
Yeah, and if you're not in the green room, we should get in the green room.
It's our chat room.
It's on IRC server.
I don't know what IRC is, but it's it's the cool chat room.
It's the one that hackers use according to CSI.
It's the best chat room.
So if you want to be a hacker, there's in there.
There's occasions where people have seen me hang out in the in the IRC back in the days of hex chat.
They're like, are you hacking into stuff?
Yes, Collard.
Yeah.
And you can even make it look like you are the colors, the color scheme really, you know?
Yeah.
Good stuff.
You have it all green.
You can make it look like the matrix.
You can do it every one with it.
It's entirely customizable.
And the worst thing you have to worry about is some spammers every now and again.
Oh, that is fine.
And you're in.
And if you do get a client or you do try to get in there and just know two things.
One is that the server address is IRC dot zero note dot net.
And the channel is hashtag green room.
One word.
And that's all that's all you got to do.
And you're in the chat room.
I think I've, uh, oh yeah, Adam, Adam, I'm breaking down for everybody.
Oh, you got to join hashtag green room.
That's true.
It's as simple as that.
Hashtag green room.
Backslash join.
Hashtag green room.
Be a hacker today.
Uh, I suppose you want to get into some boost to grams?
Yes.
See, I, this is what I like about the split kits so much is that it's making me actually,
like, think actively about these markers.
So I'm slapping the block and slapping the marker and slapping the audio jingle.
Feels good, man.
Feels good.
Uh, boost to grams.
Those are micro payments of Bitcoin since along the Lightning Network.
Uh, if you want to fuck around with some boost to grams, you can always go over to nude podcast apps.
Dot com.
And, uh, if you search value on those podcasts, then, uh, or apps, I should say on that page,
they should show you, uh, which ones would play around?
I have fountain, podverse, curiosity, uh, pod friend, all sorts of them.
Breeze.
I can guarantee that every single one of those absolutely blows, Spotify and Apple out of the water.
Absolutely.
I mean, there's realistically, and I'm assuming I'm just going to say this based on the assumption that I know the scheme works for tonight.
But there's a whole segment in the first half of the show that just will not make sense if you're listening on Spotify,
because you won't be able to watch the, uh, the work that we put into for the post production to bring it all together.
You are denying yourself.
You're denying yourself a cool slide show of custom art we make for every single show.
Uh, you're missing chapters and the ability to skip to any point in the, uh, in the episode that you like, uh, for any topic that you're looking for, uh, it gives you transcripts,
gives you all kinds of things that Spotify and Apple, they don't even, they don't even thought of the shit yet.
Maybe they have, but it's taken them forever to get it going.
Oh, yeah.
On top of that, I can tell you this and also, let me tell you this, um, it's not going to use nearly as much power.
I think I can say that is the other ones will just will sap you dry with the surveillance stuff.
Yeah, these things, these are simple programs these apps that we're talking about here.
And Spotify, your podcast and it's your battery is going to last longer.
Spotify is so concerned for your health and safety that they will give you content warnings on podcasts that they deem to be offensive in the sense of, uh,
well, this is obviously anti-science propaganda that this show is producing and you should have a heads up before you tune into it because you, the listener, are too stupid to make that decision for yourself.
So we're going to give you a warning.
Coolish.
Yeah.
Tom, that's a real feel saving power.
It's philosophical. It's practical. It's all of the reasons why it a podcast apps.
Delete Spotify dot today. Go check out that that URL. Delete Spotify dot today.
Yeah.
And, um, I guess before we get into the boostagram's proper, this wasn't a boostagram per se, but I do want to thank Dave Jones from podcasting 2.0.
He had hit me up asking for some commission art essentially.
And this wasn't the piece that I was originally going to hit him up with, but, um, I did up the classic rush 2112 star man art.
So it's the new dude standing there in front of a pentagram with the rush logo up above it.
Yeah, yeah, much.
And, uh, he's got the solar back of shit.
So, uh, I'm going to do a little bit of a little bit of a platform.
And I'm seeing if I can switch this live in the player right now.
That would be so sick if it works.
Let me smack it a little bit.
And, uh, yeah, he offered up 100,000 sets to do some artwork up for him. And this is the result.
I'm going to do a way bigger in mind for Dave. He doesn't know what the idea is, but it's going to be so fucking hilarious when I get it done.
I'll tell you what it is.
I can't believe it'll top this. This is really cool art. It goes back.
It's got good timing and pacing.
I want to say.
And you should look them upside by side. This boost art, the gift and the star man.
But, uh, it's just a bit closer to being right on.
As far as like the dimensions and all that.
But, uh, my plan for Dave is to do him up a shot for shot remake of the original Star Trek opening.
But instead of the enterprise flying through space, it's a pair of scissors.
It could be also be a Pinter joke.
Uh, Harold Pinter joke.
Yeah.
Sorry, you just took me back in the past like 11 years.
Yeah.
You were seeing the homecoming, but I hear it.
I have not.
Uh, I did the lighting design for the room, which was a Pinter play.
And then we studied.
We spent damn near half a class period.
Or over the full like, you know, semester half of it was dissecting the birthday party.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, that's the one that that always gets the light.
Yeah.
I love Pinter.
Pinter is a great, um, writer for kind of the exploration of pauses and not talking and writing with silence.
Hmm.
Is that guy?
But, uh, the homecoming, the first line of it is, uh, someone goes, where are the scissors?
The first line.
And they were like, why did you write the homecoming and Harold Pinter is like, well, I just wanted to start a play with that line.
Okay.
Based like, wow.
Looking to the mind, right?
Uh, so yes, um, thank you for that, Dave.
I will work on this.
If you happen here, this I'll be working on that on and off again.
I'm just going to have to teach myself some animation.
So we'll see what happens.
Should be interesting.
That's awesome, man.
So much going on.
Beautiful.
Uh, so the actual boost to grams, uh, we had a couple come through.
Uh, right at the top of Tuesday morning, this is why we stick around so early into the AM to get the show produced and published and ready to go.
It's because of people like see Brooklyn 112 who wakes up hell early Tuesday mornings.
And we just need to make sure that this show is ready for him to rock and roll with the start of the day off.
Right.
He's our first Tuesday listener.
And he had 6,666 sat saying another great episode.
Thanks, see you, Rick.
Uh, slaughtered a goat in the back channel.
And do you want to do want me a slaughter a goat form right now?
Yeah, let's do one life form.
There we go.
Uh, yeah, a clean kill.
But this is probably one of the cleanest ones.
It's so simple and pure.
You know, that's just the way it was, it was always done.
I hear dripping over there.
Uh, and then we got a boost program from a new face by I've heard them hanging out around the millennial media offensive, which is live every Tuesday on the Noah's
industry and over at MMO dot show 530 central.
Fantastic show.
Gotta give it a listen.
I recently described in the conversation.
I think they're going to be a pillar.
Uh, I was one of the first people who boosted them.
It was not a fed not a fed to get go.
You know, I gotta say they're a great great show.
And they're worth a listen.
And I, uh, I very much appreciated their deconstruction of a recent protest that had gotten a couple of some footage shot of it.
And it was, uh, it was portrayed in the right wing media that there was this crowd saying, hey, hey, how are coming to take your kids or whatever it was.
Right.
Um, that's a real thing.
Look it up unless it's already been deleted.
And then their john specifically brought some clips that wrote down, you know, that this is not the how the protest had started.
And then they said, hey, hey, we're not going shopping here.
Paraphrasing it.
Um, because there was a, you just did the, the, the two diligence that so many of the, just of the outrage media in general.
And my eyes, there is no difference between CNN and Fox News and all of them.
They're all the same.
And, uh, it's just, it really, it's good stuff to know that there's people out there who, who very much are just wanting to present the facts.
That's all you got to do.
You don't have to, you know, form some cock and my main ebes sort of, oh, you should be outraged about this.
This is why you should be concerned.
Yeah, you don't have to bring the emotion into it in that way.
You can be emotional just to bad bring the, the facts, the evidence, uh, having people to determine for themselves.
Oh, how they want to, what they want to do with that information.
And a lot of people out there have the information and turn away from it.
Turn away.
Why do they turn away?
Don't turn away from the truth.
If something is inconvenient.
Just gotta, you gotta exercise that muscle.
Gotta get it going.
Uh, and so thank you bad career advice Chad.
He was boosted in 1,111 sets.
Uh, oh, this is a misinformed nation boost.
Oh, wow.
A misinformed nation.
Been a little while since he did one of those.
Super long while he's boosted an episode 15, the guillotine of love.
It's a great title.
Uh, and bad career advice Chad said, the quote playing clips through your phone guy is Alex.
A carous of the skeptical podcast.
Playing clips through.
Oh, I remember this in the episode I had brought in clips from a union of the unwitting.
And one of my frustrations was.
There was an individual who wanted to play a clip.
So as I guess his first instinct was to pull it up on his phone and try and play it through his mic.
And then pipe it through the zoom call.
And I, I just got triggered by it.
Because you know, I think if people, if you want people to take you seriously, you should.
Take your audio seriously.
Absolutely.
Uh, and then we had starting off this evening's production this evening's fun.
Uh, this is a name we haven't seen in a long while, but Crow Knuckles back.
Crow Knuckle, I saw in the chat.
Uh, backwards and upside down.
I love that.
Uh, and Crow Knuckles boosted 999 sat saying God save the goat man.
I only glued one back together.
Ish, I think he glued like just a partial was only 999 sets.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
I thought it was the extra nine there.
If you do four nines, then you glue a goat back to you just so everyone.
And the last boost that we got was from Pitar for 6,666 sets.
He's boosting through fountain and he says, die, die, die, my darling.
Good advice.
That's so fucking true.
Yeah.
It's funny because it's true.
And, uh, yeah.
Uh, that was through fountain and that wraps us on all the boost.
All right.
Thank you so much for the boost.
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You can check out all the new toys.
It's fun.
We're working hard on it.
And I pleasure.
Uh, if that's all the boost, I suppose.
That means it's time for some screen meals.
And let's see what first colors got.
Man, I was hoping to talk some real people, not some damn machine.
Ah, shit.
Sorry.
We don't often do live calls.
We have the technology.
We certainly have the technology.
Yeah, but for special occasions only.
Yes.
Um, in that regards, let's do, uh, you know what?
I'll save the last one.
I'll save the last one for the end of the show.
All right.
We got, we got time.
If you still want to give us a call 612263 79999.
Now you can give us a call there.
You might have a deep down in you.
Just reach in there.
Say hello.
Want to say hello?
We can text us as well.
It's just as you.
Uh, cool.
What do you got for tonight?
The news, which is something that we very rarely ever do.
We rarely do the news, but I was in Central California this weekend.
To attend a wedding.
And I was in a coffee shop and I grabbed a newspaper.
And I was reading the front page article here.
Former Cal Poly student.
Sues the university and the county.
For suspending him for COVID.
Oh, oops.
That's right.
So I was going to read a little bit of this article here.
It was very interesting.
And we don't often do a COVID stuff.
Is it's kind of a, a played out topic.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
It's.
Unless there's some like new hot information coming to light.
Like, what more do we need to Fauci lied?
What?
No.
Yeah.
Oh, big farm is evil.
Okay.
Great.
It's all a racket.
They fucking took my career of 10 years.
What?
Yeah.
Come on.
So.
It's all.
And everybody has to deal with it.
That's the main issue with it is that everybody has to.
That should sandwich.
Yeah.
Um, so COVID is just that one of those things that you know,
I'm talking about, but this article struck me because it.
It was an event that.
Somebody actually did something about it.
Somebody was in a position to do something about it here in California,
where it's been some of the most intense, you know,
COVID mandates and suspension and things like that.
Firing.
I have been happening here and for the longest.
And in a ways, sort of still do, but about six months ago,
everything kind of relaxed, even San Francisco and Oakland,
where it's the worst.
You can now work again.
And, um, and not be vaccinated.
It's not part of the, you know, the rigor.
You don't have to provide papers.
Any longer.
And so now we have a situation where people are starting to fight back
for the damages that have been done because a lot of damages were done.
People were fired.
People were expelled from school.
It was a very ugly thing that happened.
And it is in our.
And the constitution, uh, the ability to sue the shit out of each other,
ultimately, as the Supreme Court has found to see.
This country was founded on lawsuits.
And on law and on courts.
Uh, you know, I watch John Adams and I realized that.
Very early on before the revolution, he defended the British soldiers
who fired on the Boston massacre.
He defended the British soldiers in court.
And he won and saved them from being hung.
And, uh, it built his reputation early on in the movement as somebody who was impartial.
Somebody who actually was a true lawyer who.
Who didn't, you know, wasn't caught up in the fervor of revolution and all that.
And, uh, feel like that's something that isn't taught ever.
But, uh, the nation was founded on law.
You know about the Boston massacre.
Everybody knows about that one.
Oh, yeah.
It was one of the events that, uh, sort of was utilized.
You never let a tragedy go to waste.
And this is a certainly true pre-amer or pre-1776.
Mm-hmm.
And it was largely facilitated the response to it by Sam Adams.
Samuel Adams of Beer Fam.
And, uh, he was his cousin.
Small country back then.
Small country.
So anyway, uh, reading from the article here, we have the Etesca Darin News.
California Polytechnic State University or, uh, Cal Poly, as it's popular.
I'm down in San Luis, Vispo, which is one of the finest institutions in the land.
Uh, could be entering and the county of San Luis, Vispo, uh, in general.
Is entering court as a former student as filed a civil lawsuit against the university and several administrators, including the Slow County Health Officer for violations of his federal and state rights.
Elijah Barenger is challenging the university and the county against the legality of their COVID mandates.
They're resulted in his suspension as a student there in January of 2022.
Barenger, an electrical engineering student from San Bernardino County, attended Cal Poly for two years until the school denied him access.
Uh, and then it continues on.
Hey, son.
Uh, to class University of facilities in January 2022, he is represented by Barenger Law and his name is Barenger.
So, I think they fuck with the wrong student.
And daddy's a lawyer.
Uh, a Coral's bad base law firm filed a complaint.
According to the court records, the defendants include the included in the suit are Cal Poly, Cal Poly president Jeffrey Armstrong, Cal Poly assistant vice president for campus health and well being Tina had away.
Cal Poly leader coordinator for COVID help at campus health and well being by a hearty.
Cal Poly assistant director for the disability resource center army, good day, the Slow County, San Luis Obispo County, political subdivision of the state that provides municipal services, including law enforcement and public health services.
Everybody's getting a piece of everybody.
This guy's going over the whole ground and then he's going after the county director of public health, a penny, born steam.
And file documents provided in the complaint Armstrong issued a presidential order.
And that is Cal Poly president Jeffrey Armstrong issued a presidential order to go into effect on October 14, 2021.
And ordered students to adhere to the COVID-19 requirements, such as wearing a mask undergoing vaccination, testing, all of which bearinger refused.
In September 2021, bearinger skipped enrollment with the intentions to return in January of 2022.
However, court filing say that in December of 2021, he received an email from headway, Melis, me, as Melis, who is the vice president for campus will.
Health and well being.
Who said that they demanded that Elijah participate in ongoing COVID-19 testing program to programs to attend class or be banned due to non compliance.
Non compliance.
There it is.
Elijah refused to be injected with the COVID-19 vaccine, wear a mask over his face or submit to testing.
Bearinger requested an exemption, which says that he was said that he was denied.
And then he was suspended.
The news reached out to Cal Poly for response, but no response.
See, here's the thing. Here's the thing. If he didn't want to get suspended, he would have taken the medical intervention.
It's as easy as that.
You pay the paper, you follow the script, you get to be in the play.
Otherwise, no work in this town. You'll never work in this town again, kid.
Looking the whole world turned into Broadway all of a sudden.
Yeah.
And then no one did it worse than Broadway. That's why Broadway sucks now. It's just a bunch of fucking ass suckers left.
You know, they didn't, well, I don't think at least they followed up on this.
But when I was negotiating a potential tour back in 2021, I guess, there was never discussed as far as what my status was at that time.
And all that I learned, because I knew that they were going to try and do something for sure.
But there was a stipulation that they were discussing. I was like, oh, well, you know, perhaps if someone's not vaccinated, then we can just make them start paying for biweekly tests that we're not going to reimburse.
So you're going to have to pay out of pocket twice a week.
Great. They go get your shit spun up so they can count the virus particles.
Oh, you got too many. Oh, you're going to like you in the hotel for a week.
Let me go. I'm going to crank up my, I'm going to crank up the cycles on this thing and see it. Make sure we got the count right.
Yeah, yeah, 33 cycles on it. Do it. Don't you think? Don't you think?
Rest in power, Carrie Mollis. I'm honestly, I'm glad that you have to witness any of this.
It was a bullshit. Yeah, it's a very strange time.
It's a very, very, very, very strange time in it. It enacted itself exactly as it was supposed to.
Fashion came, fascism came draped in a, in a flag blanket.
But the flag, I don't know, the American flag itself is a racist thing now.
When I see like an American flag on a truck, I only think racist thoughts. Is it, is it makes sense?
Yes.
It's psychological warfare. I know it's, it's, it's divided in conqueror.
It's terrible. You've been sia up. That's for sure. You've been sia up.
You've been sia up. It reminds me of the, you know, might divided in conquered meetup.
Oh, yes. It's coming up soon. Oh, it's got it. It's got it. That's why, it's why I call it that.
It's the fucking name of the game around here, people. Yes, son. Yeah. Unify the people unite.
But, yeah.
See, Deb says freedom only costs him all his friends and eventually has to change jobs in their cities.
But that's how you get the good paying jobs.
I can definitely empathize with their seatubs.
All right. Well, there's more to this article, but I think you get the gist.
So that's fun.
See the big lawyers son or you kicked out the big lawyer son.
Hey, can't believe it though. You know, Cal Poly is a tough school to get into. You work your ass off.
You spend all your years getting great grades, you get your scholarships, you get everything in a row,
4.0 plus GPA, you get accepted to Cal Poly for engineering, one of the best schools in the country.
And then they fucking screw you on that shit because you refused medical intervention.
And obviously, if you cared about yourself or any of the people in your immediate vicinity,
or the population as a whole worldwide, if you cared about these people, then I mean these people.
And you want to take it the shot. Yeah.
It sounds so callous. I'm so jealous of people that think like this in a way.
I'm thirsty. You know, you know where I could go for a drink at right now with a good hop.
The good hop. Yeah, that's.
That's the bar that was in the fuck. I forget what city it is.
I'm sure you shared one of their.
They had set up a outside unvaccinated zone that people could come and drink at.
And then everybody that was vaccinated could go on the inside. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Well, that was that was all over.
Uh.
Anyway.
You know, here's my final thought.
That's what I really have to say about all this.
My final thought is it's no wonder that people are discouraged when things like this happen.
Promises that were made are broken by institutions.
It's not good. It's not good for the overall morale.
And I'm sure that pretty soon, flogging will.
We'll come back is that will be the only way they have left.
Make it to make the machine run. Well, you know what I mean?
As the phrase goes, if the creek snow razz.
Oh, Lord, excuse me. Sorry about that. Oh my god.
That was my bad. Let's let's send the the night with one brief reading from man myth in magic.
Uh, I, I didn't. Yes. That works for me.
Unless you, you want to wrap it.
Well, I was going to say I do have a quick word of the day that I found.
Oh, that is very much topical and can be used in at any and all times if one tried hard enough.
Okay. Okay.
I don't want to do the reading or do you want to hear the word of the day?
Let's hear your word of the day.
The word of the day is bathy colpian.
Bathy colpian. Do you know anything about this word?
Bathy colpian. Sounds Greek.
Fary astute.
Bath. E. Colpian. Bathy colpian.
Adjective. This rarely used term from the late 19th century means a woman with a deep bosom.
You're at a party maintaining your dapper cool as per usual.
When in walks a statuesque model adorned in a daringly cut dress.
A female phenom with a box amalur enhanced by a neckline deeper than the mariana trench.
Everyone is flustered. Drinks are gulped, platter crashes, gentlemen my left loses consciousness.
It's a hollow balloon stoked by a bathy colpian goddess.
Well, there you have it. That's bathy colpian.
Now if you're feeling extra bold, see if you can fit that word into your next conversation.
Or maybe if you're at work don't do that. I'm Don Hewley and that's the daily word.
Bathy colpian deeper than than the mariana trench.
That was a you really waxed on that one. Yeah, you like that one.
That only wax on that one and why not because what is more beautiful?
Then a deep cleave. Everybody loves a deep everybody.
Man woman and child alike.
It's this is scientifically proven to be true.
It is absolutely correctly scientifically a fact and I think a virus is a perfect choice.
Yeah, you like that. The cleavage icon.
If you go to the notes, you'll find her there. The wonderful of fire.
Bathy colpian this word meaning roughly deep.
So what could be quarkosmothe me?
Then there I guess stopping could be a short break.
So the question is whether we could.
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I thought that'd be a quick little fun thing to share with you.
You ever see the Ben Affleck South Park or the one where with missing kid with the butt face?
I guess not.
There's a missing kid like on the back of a mild carton in his face is a giant ass and they're trying to return him to his family.
He's lost and spoiler alert in the end Ben Affleck comes to pick him up.
Oh no.
Oh my god he looks just like you and then they have his big cleft chin looks like a giant ass.
Very funny how things kind of as above so below reflect themselves on the geometric world.
And the wheel keeps rolling man.
And Affleck's face looks like an ass.
I probably weighs with J.
J.
L.
Keeps going back.
He's like I see it.
I see you have something in common.
Everybody's a sucker for the deep cleave.
And how great the Greeks are for having words for these things.
They were truly ahead of their time.
They are crafting reality by the ability to so eloquently describe something.
It's a matter of instead of using.
The localisms from language you're using them from nature.
Instead of comparing it's calling you busting they're calling you.
Frenchy.
Yes.
You're you're you are breasts are like a great set of hills and a beautiful little valley.
Instead now we're just like you got some big old ones.
It's you know doesn't have that root doesn't have that earthiness to it doesn't have that education.
The connection to nature I guess how big are we talking?
You to mommy milkers.
Time for some big ones.
But you know the small ones to are just fine you know small titties big titties.
Oh titties are pretty good.
Say you mean more like this one mommy milkers.
Those ones are nice too though.
Those are the nice ones.
Get a grip man or two or get your friends grip.
Have a friend grip you today.
Okay get a friends.
I think that just leaves us with a scream out here.
Yeah we'll save the man myth for next week.
Perhaps we do a whole episode of some man myth and magic.
Perhaps.
We'll think on it.
We'll discuss it in the back channels.
We'll stew on it.
We'll stew stew stew on you.
I just want to quick say it brings me great joy to play those you you Haku show clips.
And this is it's all out of gratitude to Mary Kate and make heroism for just being awesome.
We do have one they are awesome thank you guys.
And I know she's a big old fan of the you you Haku show.
We've actually just started watching through it again not too long ago.
So good stuff animation.
Yeah.
Uh 6122637999 and we got this one last uh scream hill in the can for tonight.
More.
Oh.
Blueberry lavish.
This is circus media.
It was a pleasure meeting you in your in us.
It was very very much enjoyed getting to see your lovely faces.
And you know play some strict jenga and other shenanigans.
Shake out weird.
I loved it.
I am new to behind the schemes very much overdue for turning into your wonderful program.
And I was just curious if you might indulge me in the yes origin story of how.
Blueberry and lavish came to be one behind the schemes.
Thank you and have a lovely evening.
Bye.
Oh circus media.
It's great to hear from you again.
That's that man is the best polar in your in us.
We have the documentation.
It's true and it was it was an honor to to be in your lane, sir.
And yeah, there was some strip jenga.
There was some stuff going on.
I'll never tell.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What happened so so long ago decades ago now.
So started out the show in 2020.
With some friends of mine from college and.
Right around.
And this is a weird time because I was bouncing around a lot between a couple of different gigs.
And I was never a consistent schedule.
But right around episode 33 when.
We took it live for the first time.
That was about the same time that Malikai and Monty were kind of transitioning out of the show full time.
And I was definitely aware of you lavish because I had fallen asleep to y'all in a.
San Antonio, Texas.
First time I ever heard you was sleeping in my friends floor in between the cities as we were jumping around.
Now you're you're doing the tour life stuff.
Yep.
And I was.
Yeah, this will all this is for the rap in the tree light or Christmas trees.
Yeah, this was a Christmas Eve.
You heard me on my first ever broadcast that I ever did.
I was on hug story.
Which was Christmas Eve.
Of 2020.
Yeah.
I believe.
And.
Well, I don't know.
It wouldn't have been the Christmas Eve broadcast.
This would have been over Christmas.
This would have been over the summer.
So maybe it was a.
I was listening to something that had already been recorded.
I'm not sure if it was live or not.
I don't know.
Maybe we can make six.
It's the second one I did.
And Christmas.
But anyway.
So shortly after took it live, I just.
Reach out to you and see if you wanted to come on the show.
I definitely heard you on the hug story, the water two times and thought it would be fun.
I was definitely.
Strickin with your deconstruction of the spooky.
Washington DC.
Shout outs.
To the secrets of the secret schools.
All of the DC.
Masonic imagery that they have in the layout of the city and the IRS building and the dimensions of the Washington monument.
Yeah.
After that.
That was definitely it.
So after after I reached out, you came on for was it 37.
We talked about.
Geese and fake Chinese.
Sons.
It was.
Oh, yeah.
It was.
There was a.
Like a water.
Quote.
Water conservationist group out of Denmark.
I want to say that was doing things like the urban sun, which was these giant lamps that they would drop in public areas that were supposed to be these disinfectant lamps.
That would help cure COVID.
And.
Oh, shit.
What else did they have?
They had this other thing where they were projecting what.
It's terrible.
You panic street lamps.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's very spooky.
It's super weird.
Yeah.
And the.
The.
There was this other one.
They were under underpass.
And they were projecting what the water.
And they were projecting what the water levels were going to be in these things are like 30 feet tall projections just you know right up to the edge of the bridge and just showing this whole area is going to be underwater.
And.
Anyway, we were.
There was around that time that that all came together and.
Before that I was just a troll.
A trolling around.
I wasn't a podcaster.
And this guy, you know, he, he, he, honey potted me.
He just asked me on for the one episode.
And he's like, oh, hey, by the way, you want to just like do this forever.
Like, uh, like, all right, fine.
Yes.
Basically what happened.
And at the time, I just have to say we didn't have all the.
I mean, we did have the show notes, I believe, but it wasn't what it is now.
And we didn't have spooked that social and we didn't have the shop and we didn't have.
Like a lot of the podcasting 2.0 features that we've got going now.
It was, it was very much, you know, back then in its infancy.
I did not at the time imagine that we would be.
Or rang into all the fields and things that we are doing now.
Simply just from the show itself.
Is it's not just the show that we do.
It's all this other stuff as well.
It's that helps the show that's that's born from the show and returns to it.
It's it's just interesting how this has grown in our time.
You want it, which is almost three years.
I know.
I'm excited to see what happens after 30.
After 30 years, yeah, as if we're either one of us are going to make 30 years.
I think I'm going to get stuck with the curse of actually making.
Oh god, it'll be even worse.
Just like some crumbogen like god damn it.
They're carting your ass around.
Breathe in out of a fucking tank.
Take me to Canada.
Take me.
Mercy on me, please.
Oh, fuck.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
That's that's good stuff.
It's been fun.
It's been a good time and.
Yeah, not wrapping.
I'm sorry, getting heating up for the future.
I think there's a lot of fun stuff.
Okay, I'm going to.
And the two is appointed the same thing out.
The very first proper show notes publication through the substack was for episode 38.
And you can check them out.
That's a fun part of the show.
I think that that people.
If you aren't into the whole like listening to a three and a half hour show, then that's fine.
Go to the show notes.
ZososCorner.substack.com.
You can go back.
Literally now we got hundreds.
I'm almost hundreds.
We have 160 episodes that you can rifle through.
They're going back roughly to the 30s when I join up.
And you can see all the stuff.
And you can rip through it real fast.
You probably do the whole thing in an hour or two.
You get a whole like a spark notes on all the all the material that we've covered.
And we've got to recover a lot of stuff.
You know, the Georgia guide stones is one that I'm proud of.
We've got a we've got a pretty dynamic showcase of the now extinct Georgia guide stones.
So ZososCorner does.
The.
I'm sitting here trying to see if I can open up this old show file from back when I was using a multi play.
See how many cues it would tell me if.
Or how many clips I had brought because I remember pulling like.
It's 50 60.
It was a ridiculous amount.
And just fucking late them all out there.
It was a good time.
61 61 clips for that night.
Yeah, yeah, that was that was the level that he was on back then.
And that was before I was bringing my own shit too.
So I've got three hours.
Here we go.
Yeah, I figured maybe I can sit through 60 clips.
Probably be golden.
I like this. The cut of this guy's jib.
Oh, man.
Yeah, but to shout out to Monti and Malachi, of course, for being the OGs and without them.
None of this would be possible.
It's very true.
They're out there living their lives and doing their things.
All karma to them.
And once Malachi gets settled back in because I know he's had a bit of a shake up here and there as of recently.
I'm going to work with him and get some of his music self hosted.
And then we'll be including it just like we've been with some of the other music for intermissions and play out.
It'll be good.
We didn't go.
Where am I thinking?
Well, thanks for tuning in everybody to episode 160.
It is July 10th, 2023.
It is currently 1028, almost 1030 year on the ground.
1230 Central, 130 Eastridge.
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Not everybody can make it into the chair room.
But the chair room is dope.
And you're missing it.
Hashtag green room.
I receive that zero note.
I'm not sure what some might get into some May and Myth in magic for next week.
Perhaps I can pull some from mysteries of the unknown.
We'll see.
We should also get some guests up on the docket.
This is true.
Yeah, we could definitely do that.
We've had some good guests on.
Yeah, I like we do kind of like strings of them.
We'll have a bunch on in a period and then we take a break and then we have a bunch on in a period and just rounding around it goes.
Well.
C.Dubs is asking if Gal has purple hair.
God, I hope so.
Yeah, it's really short too.
Not that short.
They can like go.
First of all, we make this girl spin around.
Make sure she's okay for the role.
Shoulder length.
It has been determined.
This is not the show for Massy Bear says tune to well.
That happens.
What would be?
Um, yeah.
Well, thanks again for hanging out everybody.
And, uh, yeah, be sure to come back and check us out for next week.
And until that time, I've been blueberry, both men and the many aqua lips.
And I have been Irish.
Buenos, don't chance.
I mean, come on.
Oh, everywhere.
I mean, I'm trying to be a good boy right now.
That's not my problem.
It's yours.
You're way.
Bulbasaur Tori.
Brought to you.
Travel Rouser, Dunker, Federalist.
Hey.
They revealed most of the holes.
Put some white crap on it.
I mean, how close can you come?
Drugs are bad.
Well, he also has red glowing eyes.
It's like a very upsetting statue.
It's kind of bad ass though.
I sound insane right now.
Oh, I've changed my mind so much I can't even trust it.
My mind changed me so much I can't even trust myself.
But if they ever ask about me,
Tell him I was more than just a great set of boobs.
I was also an incredible pair of legs.
And tell him that I never turned down a friend.
I like, never turned down a stranger for that matter.
And tell him, tell him that when all is said and done,
I only ask the people remember me by two simple words.
And he choose, long as they're simple.